What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:20

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How were cows used in ancient India?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger